A "Heavenly" Joke

John had died and arrived at the gates of heaven. He was met there by his life-long also recently deceased friend Ted. He was glad to see a familiar face.
                    
 John also noted the unexpected presence of  many vehicles that were zooming around heaven. When he asked Ted about why there were cars in heaven, Ted told him that they were God's way of rewarding people there. The quality and size of each vehicle given in direct relation to how someone had conducted themselves on earth especially when it came to being faithful (or not) to their chosen wives and husbands.

Days went by and John noted many former friends and acquaintances, all driving a variety of shiny, new cars (and all white of course)! There was Sam, the grocer from his neighbourhood, smiling behind the wheel of a new Caddy. Betsy, his cousin speeding along in a sporty new MG. Dan, blissfully cruising the clouds in a Rolls Royce.Art his taxman with a Buick...

Ted and John lost contact with each other for several months. Then one day, Ted saw John sitting on a heavenly rock, crying his eyes out. When Ted enquired what was the matter, John looked up at him and tearfully replied:

"my wife just went by and she's on a skateboard"


Yet another example that: "cheaters NEVER prosper" LOL


Have a great weekend!